Archive for August, 2010

Your friendly neighbourhood whore

Feel likes its been ages since I wrote so much has been happening in my life with lots of visits to the new house from friends and family, parties and bbq’s.

I decided a couple of days ago to finally tell my best friend that I am hooking and have been on and off for just over a year. She responded by asking a lot of questions which I found really refreshing that she would ask rather than jump to conclusions. The problem is that we are from two completely different schools of thought with regards to sex. She thinks that sex os solely for people in love and I think that, that kind of attitude makes men cheat!

For me sex is a physical act that occasionally has emotional meaning but mostly its an expression of a persons desires not emotions. At times like this I love my job. Guys come to me feeling comfortable to have their deepest, darkest fantasies fulfilled and its very liberating for me.

In fact I saw a first timer (punting) the other day who I instantly warmed to. Polite, gentlemanly and a good conversationalist. Also attractive and complimentary which started making me really enjoying this appointment. After getting down and dirty we started talking until round two and got into the fact that he is recently separated and in fact wanted the girl back.

Now in normal life I am a good shoulder to cry on but I tend to be very direct sometimes to the point of brutal and so being aware of this put me on edge so after spluttering a couple of crap clichés I made a run for it.

As for the photo’s, bad news the camera is playing up so I have the pics but no way of uploading them but I am thinking of taking the plunge and getting a pro shot done so when I am old and gravity has destroyed my looks I can reminisce that I wasn’t so bad-looking after all.

Kisses

Alana

More pics soon!

If you follow my on twitter you have possibly been hearing about my website drama. I was using a hosted site that was not prossie friendly and I ended up being blocked. This meant I had to create a new site with a more open-minded hosting site and I am very proud of my little creation! I have also bought a domain name which means that -

1. It looks a hell of a lot more professional

2. I can now start working on appearing in search engines

This of course has created a stupid amount of work for me as it’s not just the website that needed doing but also updating all of the directories! I am now learning all about SEO and starting to feel a bit less of a techno bimbo.

I have been on about getting new/more pics for ages and today I am finally going to get them taken and uploaded as soon as possible.

Apart from that not a lot of news as I have just spent all of my time getting myself back online!

Kisses

Alana

Blow Jobs at 60mph

This is what happens when I sense a challenge. Mr. Man and I were out in the car together the other day. He drives a lot because of his work and thus classifies himself as a first class driver. He regularly eats while driving (how he managed a bowl of corn flakes is beyond me), rolls his fags etc while driving and boosted to me that he felt that he can do anything while driving.

When I joked that I bet if I started coming on to him he would have to pull over or make me stop he responded with ‘try me’. Well that was just like a red rag to a bull and so I started fondling around in the trouser area and then leaning over to give him a long hard sucking.

He pulled over! He says it’s because he couldn’t take full advantage of my body and he could have continued driving if he wanted to (yeah yeah!). We ended up driving to a secluded area where we continued the fun ending up with me being bent over the bonnet and having hot, passionate sex.

I have never enjoyed proving a point so much!

Other news is that I have started dancing again which is fantastic because I have missed having that release I get from dance. I hate the monotony of gym workouts and I am quite creative so it’s the perfect outlet for me. I am just not dancing at class though. If I am alone and the music is on then I am practising and thank god I have not been seen yet by either Mr. Man or neighbours (well I haven’t heard of any recent deaths from laughing so hard that they had a stroke) but I have stood on the cat and smashed my hand on the bookcase.

Kisses

Alana

Back in the 21st Centuary

Yippeee got my internet connection back. Its been a long two weeks in which time I have not been able to work at all.

Due to not having a incall place or being able to promote myself online I decided that I would try a couple of shifts down a parlour and it’s not something I am going to try again. I resented the cut they took from me and was nervous regarding the legal side of things but I must say that I loved all the girls I met there and regret that I am not going to be meeting them again and it was reassuring knowing that there was someone there keeping an ear out for you when you are doing a service.

I also found that it was more of a service that was provided rather than an experience that you get with an escort and found it difficult to make the switch.

However the main reason I am writing about my work experience of a brothel is to try to resolve my thoughts on if they should be legalised. On the one side a decent parlour with a protective madam is good for the girls who want to work in the industry but do not like to do all the background work themselves. They just want to turn up for their shift, work and then go home again. It provides a safe environment and the cut they take is no more than what I need to pay in bills for an incall place and legalizing it will give the girls the piece of mind that they are not going to get busted.

On the other side of this though if brothels are legalised then they are going to be subjected to all the laws required in a normal work place and it doesn’t seem right that health and safety wombles are going in and out making sure they are no fire hazards. Part of the reason men see whores is because the taboo. The feeling of a illicit liaison which a girl who does all the things your wife doesn’t do for whatever reason. Will legalizing it make it less exhilarating then before?

For me I am seeing the sex industry change making it harder for whores to make a living. You can get NSA sex on many encounter websites, free porn online. Ok some guys still see the issues of having an affair rather than punting but will legalizing the industry be the final nail in the coffin for many girls working in this industry?

Right off my soap box and onto a but of house keeping. Yes I am working, no I am not offering incalls at the moment but hopefully at some point in the autumn I will be.

Kisses

Alana

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